Renting Pornos & Girlfriends

My girlfriend hates those films. I'll bring some- I'll bring one of those home because sometimes they get mixed up in the boxes at the video stores, alright? Oh, for a dollar extra.

"Hey, this isn't Bambi."
"Shut up, her name is Bambi. Pay attention, maybe you'll learn something, honey. See? That's not hurting her."

Wha-ha-ha-hat? What? Oh, like I'm the only guy! "Why would I want..." Yeah, yeah.

"It'll hurt." "Life hurts! So what? Going to work hurts. So what?"
"If you'd love me, you wouldn't wanna do that to me."
"Yeah, it's 'cause I love you that I wanna do that to you."

What are you, a pervеrt? Yes, I'm a fucking pervert, alright?
Dеal with it. Relax into your role.