Save Willie

You do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call forever. And that goes for everyone... except Willie Nelson. 24 million dollar tax bill, Willie was a little looser than the rest of us. I just avert my eyes when he sings about tacos, you know what I mean? It's so fucking... *mimicking Willie Nelson* "I'm sitting here selling tacos, oh, waiting for the woman in the rose tattoo. My butt is so loose." Oh, this is so sad. Is he done yet? Nope. *mimicking Willie Nelson* "I love picante and iced tea. Taco Bell has 'em for me. Oh, my butt hurts so bad." Oh, this is so sad. Is he finished yet? Nope. *mimicking Willie Nelson* "I love nachos with chips and dip and love the things that I can get and... Oh, my butt is hurting me." Oh, poor Willie. Poor fucking Willie. Oh, God, let's pass the hat. Get him off the Taco Bell commercial! We gotta save Willie!

I'm so tired of being all alone
Waltzing through bar after bar
Trying to find my heart a home