Worst Audience Ever

Y'all are about to win the election as the worst fucking audience I’ve ever faced ever, ever, ever.

(audience member: Sorry.)

It's alright. It's alright. No, look, listen folks. Here’s the deal: I know you're getting concerned. Let me assure you right now there are dick jokes on the way. Relax. I'm a professional.

Here's thе deal: I editorialize for 40 minutеs. The last 10 minutes, we pull our chutes and float down to Dick Joke Island together. OK? We will rest our weary heads against the big purple thick-veined trunks of dick jokes, and we will sit in our comfy beanbag scrotum chairs, and giggle away the dawn like good American audiences. 'K? Penis jokes are coming up, relax. I understand what country I'm in. *whistles*