Non-Smokers

I don't give a fuck about little [???]. "I'm pro-life." God, I wanna hang with you and play Twister! "That's pornographic!" Damn! I hate playing with the pro-life people! And oddly enough, that face... is the exact same face... non-smokers have too. "I'm a non-smoker." "I'm pro-life." "I'm a pro-life non-smoker." Let the party begin! Ow! *dun-dun-dun, dun-dun*

I've been getting that look a lot lately 'cause I started smoking again. *crowd cheers wildly* See, I don't know how, with a support group like you, I fucking, uh, failed. You know? Damn it! How did I fail? You know, with everyone helping me out... "Bill's gonna kill himself! Yee-eee-eee!" "Bill's gonna lose a lung! YEAAAAHHHH!" "That's [???]!"

No, but I've been getting that look a lot lately 'cause I started smoking again and... performing abortions. So... I mean, everywhere I turn now. You know what I mean? I don't wanna get out of bed most days, to be honest with you.

"Scraping a uterus here, don't come bother me. Is this bad for a dead fetus? Is this... oh. Once the baby's dead, this doesn't matter, does it? Okay. I'd hate to hurt the little piece of flesh in there." Don't let the clothes fool you, it's still fucking me!