Name & Address Not Withheld

Who writes these fucking stories?

"I never believed one of your stories until I moved to a large Midwestern college in the Southeast. And in one night, I was cleaning up the garage... and 40 girls blew me! One after... they lined up and they all blew me. I shot all over their tits and they got in a big daisy-chain. They ate each other while I fucked each onе in the ass. Name and address withhеld."

Now guys, we all know if that happened to us, we'd put our fucking name on the letter!

"Bill Hicks. New York City. 212-586-5005. 404 West 51st. Apartment 3B." There! I fucked the 30 girls that daisy-chained and fucked 'em in the ass and shot over their titties. Bill Hicks. William Melvin Hicks. Born 1961. Valdosta, Georgia. Here's my fucking fingerprints on the fucking letter too! I'm the one that had the 30 chicks daisy-chained while I shot 'em all over. Make no mistake about who that was! Name and address NOT withheld!