Transformers Recap Rap (Movies 1-4)

[Verse 1: Rapper 1, Rapper 2, Both]
What's cracking, little bitches? You like cars and trucks? (What?)
'Murica, robots, explosions, and butts?
Well here's a picture painted for you straight from Michael Bay's brush
Starring Shia LaBeouf!
And right before he went nuts

He's a nerdy-ass teen with a shitty-ass ride
And little did he know that there's a robot inside
And it's from outer space, just like Optimus Prime!
And all the other ones who play up racial stereotypes

And now we got the AllSpark, gives the plot a jumpstart
Makes shit more chaotic than Black Friday at a Wal-Mart
Destroyed in Megatron's heart, get the hell out of here
Dry hump on Bumblebee (Yeah man, that's really weird)

Whatever! I don't care as long as stuff explodes
It's a city planner's nightmare (Smashing roads!)
Lotsa lights and loud noises! (Senses overload)
Transformers, mother truckers, that's just how it goes

[Chorus 1]
Transformers, more than meets the eye
(But not much more than explosions and hot chicks)
Transformers, robots in disguise
(In disguise meaning no discernable features)
Transformers, racially diverse
(Yet they keep poking fun at the Hispanic guy)
Transformers, Tyrese at his worst!
(Shockingly, yes)
Everybody, shut up!

[Verse 2: Rapper 1, Rapper 2, Both]
Revenge of the Fallen, all back 'cept Jazz
But with new racist robots! And Megan Fox's ass
That Michael Bay films from every possible angle
He even lets a tiny robot dry hump her ankles

Shia's parents and their dogs, everybody's bangin, y'all
Promiscuous Decepticons and robots with giant balls
(What about the plot?)
Well there's this thing called the Matrix. They gotta blow it up
(So it's pretty much the same shit)

Third movie, ain't you seen it?
Fox's ass was told to beat it
Now we got a model from Victoria's Secret
And Shia's gotta save the world one last time
With the same damn plot line, no wonder this kid lost his mind

How's this movie end?
Oh, with butterflies and rainbows, bunny rabbits, sunshine...
Not in Michael Bay's show!
Huge fires, army guys, chaos and explosions!!!
Michael Bay f*cks you in the face with no lotion!

[Chorus 2]
Transformers, more than meets the eye
(Unless your eyes are blinded by this lens flare)
Transformers, robots in disguise
(They're way too big to effectively hide)
Transformers, funny cameos
(John Turturro) I was thinking Ken Jeong
Transformers, one more film to go!
(Thank God)
Hell yeah, let's do it

[Verse 3: Rapper 1, Rapper 2]
Optimus is still alive!!
Save the planet one more time
Marky Mark (Instead of Shia)
New hot chick (She's a minor...) What?

Rawr! Dinosaur!
Slash and kill 'em with a sword
Copy paste the plotline, yo
Things explode
So you don't get bored

(Boom! Bigger, faster, stronger)
Every movie feels longer
(Boom bang!)
Even though they (Butt!) keep on getting sponsored
(Bang! Boom! Boobs!)
Oh, and (Butt!) Frasier's evil
(Boobs!) And...
(Bang! Butt!) Well... (Sex! Dad? Bang! Boom! Bang!)

[Outro]
Transformers, more than meets the eye
(Nope, it's exactly what you'd expect)
Transformers, movies in disguise
(Just a machine that prints Michael Bay's paychecks)
Transformers, super worth your time
(I got lots of time 'cause I got fired) Dude, sorry
Transformers, go see number five!
(Already camping out, bro) You're homeless now?