Arrow Recap Rap (Seasons 1-5)

DC need a show way more hardcore
Make Smallville look like Cupcake Wars
Couldn't get the rights to the Dark Knight
Settled for white bread Hawkeye
But he's a hot guy, ego oversized
Yacht capsized, daddy suicide
Marooned but he learned obscure manoeuvres
Five years later, back in Vancouver
The city of stars turned suddenly dark
Check off his list like he Arya Stark
Gotta keep it tight, CrossFit all night
Tennis ball archery, I get it he's white
Need a crew, Diggle got his back
And running the lab, It's she's all that
But his best friendship has been abandoned
Cause he went drivin' up Laurel's canyon
Momma Q undo her zipper
For Eminem, who gets the whole hood to quiver
And shake 'til it blows, he got arrows and bows
Why you ask? Duality I suppose

Enter Slade, an assassin with the power
Of Deadpool mixed with Debbie Downer
No discretion, no depth perception
Murders momma Q with his second weapon
Mystery blond disrupts the plans
But it's long lost ex, gotta give her the Lance
Fight Slade again but don't lose focus
Give Slade an extra long time to stroke it
Flashback to Waller of the suicide squad
Get kidnapped, show off that bod
That's how Stephen makes it work
When all else fails, remove his shirt

Look at those abs (yeah)
Look at those pecs (ugh)
Chiselled like the Roman deity of sex (what?)
That body brings grown men to their knees (okay)
And it belongs to a guy named Steve

(haha...)
Yeah that's our boy Ollie, sittin' pretty
No chicks fail him in this city
Once the canary croaks, though
He's on Felicity Smoak show
League of Assassins are surfacing
Young Barry says "Hey, stop murdering!"
In time for war with Ra's Al Ghul
That all leads up to a shirtless duel
Stabbed in the heart, kicked off the mountain
Lucky some magical ninja's found him
Few weeks later, back in the hood
If you want more Smoak, you're gonna need some wood
All out war for the star transpires
Team Arrow rolls deep like arcade fire
Ra's Al schooled, then Merlyn succeeds
Ollie and Smoak on a coastal retreat

But they don't stay long
Sad when Canary 2 sings her last song
Put a ring on Smoak, got a baby momma, too
A lot of lucky ladies get to love this dude
"I'm Damien Darhk"
Wow that's literal
He's Satan, not religious, he's spiritual
Wanna see a better fight with cooler men?
Go back to that shirtless duel again

Look at those lips (what?)
Look in those eyes (no don't)
Blue like the waters where the dolphins cry
I see him every night in my dreams (How do you control that?)
Yeah you could say I'm all about Steve

We're almost done, can you be cool while I finish this up?
Okay~
Okay

Mayor is the new label
And murder's back on the table
Got a brand new crew who's so fresh and wild
Like Terrific who can change his hairstyle
Prometheus minus the Ridley Scott
Got arrows and bows because sure why not
Tortures Ollie in a scary ass office
Straining and in pain but at least he's topless
Now he's all said and he quits bein' Arrow
Laurel returns don't nobody care, though
Canary's there, am I watchin' this on rewind?
Who these bitches eatin' up Stephen's screentime?
Whatever, they go to some Island
Whole crew under threat of dyin'
Recruit former enemies to save his only son
Island goes boom but am I the only one-

-Who don't give a shit if no one survived
Ollie's alive, he has both of his eyes
That fill up my soul, they pierced through my TV
Oh my god I'm in love with you Stevey

I need to taste (I'll lick you)
I need to smell (I'll sniff you)
I need to feel all of Stephen Amell (let me touch you!)
The only reason why my heart bleeds (yeah you guessed it!)
Is it belongs to a guy named-
Stephen I want to be wrapped in your arms (you're so strong)
Flex me in your Bi's so I'm safe and warm (you work out)
My world's so cold but you got the heat
You canadian prince named Steve
(You canadian prince named Steve)