Defenders Recap Rap (Season 1)

[Verse 1: Daredevil]
Toxic waste to the face
Four super senses and sweet shades
The mob puts the last hit out on single daddy Rocky
So Matty gets his training from blind white Miyagi
Nelson-Murdoch
Drinking buddies, fresh avocados at law
Pretty girl framed for murder, bring her on as an assistant
While Union Allied's busy raising hell up in the kitchen
So at night, Matty shoves his head inside a sock
Doles justice in the city, well for 25 blocks
Stellar in the hallways, stiches by Claire
Ow!
Suit upgraded at the same Men's Warehouse
As Wilson Fisk, art collector of sorts
Real minimalist, crushin' Russians in doors
But he's soft for Vanessa, who honestly just settled
Don't matter 'cause he lost the rematch with the devil
One batch, two batch, Franky loves guns
Vigilante pounding coffee
Man, he probably has the runs
But you can't intimidate him
Yo, his mind is out of reach
And you can't incarcerate him
Hope you got a lot of bleach
Meanwhile Matt and Karen date but his old flame gets hot
And bothered by some ninjas with the world's worst red cross
Electra dies although probably not for long
City's safe but friendship's lost in the fog

[Verse 2: Jessica Jones]
Shift your attention to the woman in the kitchen
Name takin', ass-kickin' as she makes an honest livin'
With a service outing perverts, sippin' bourbon in a thermos
Super stoic on the surface but one person makes her nervous:
Ex-pimp in purple with the power of persuasion
His mission is simple: just rekindle their relationship
No shits for the rest of ya
One name on his brain, yellin' "JESSICAAAAA!"
Jones goes in search of hope
But Kilgrave infiltrates everyone she knows
Between Trinity at law and the tweakin' Weeknd
They really hammered home abusive themes this season
But there's a ton of sister bro-time
'Til Trish finds Will, lucky Jones finds
Luke Cage, bartender with the epidermal thickness
Super people, super freakin' like "Sweet Christmas"
But she shoved his wife into a bus, on accident
And Will is just 'roided out rogue experiment
Tenants in her old home, Tenant's in a special cell
Get the parents in the mix and everything goes straight to hell
Cue a string of homicide, Luke gets crazy on his mind
Final try at waterside, a rendezvous that's sponsored by
Beats by Dre, crank the metal crazy loud
[Smile]
Try regenerating now!
[BITCH!]

[Verse 3: Luke Cage]
He covered the bar for a man that was thieving
Money recovered, no heed for Geneva
Tone popped Pop n' Stokes dropped the popper
And tells Cage to chill 'cause the balance is proper
Cage is like "Nah, Sir", I'm robbing hoods thievin'
Because I got bills and it's your fault I'm grieving
Stokes takes an issue, shoots Cage with a missile
Remembers his jail time, It hardened his tissue
His strength is official, no trouble, no rubble
"Luke, they all love ya" Stokes burst his bubble
A bullet from Hammer can poke through his blubber
And worse, it's his brother
WHAT???
Two different mothers
Stokes has a 'cuz on the Council, a thug undercover
She puts him under for blunders
But brother says "Screw this, I'll do this with Judas"
"Do it" Cage beat him down with his two fists

[Verse 4: Iron Fist]
Sick of Game of Thrones' Lord of Flowers shit
Finally killed him off so he could play the Iron Fist!
Plane crash, parents died, he survived, Monks arrived
K'un-lun, kung-fu, Meditate on mountainsides
Now he's back in town, looking homeless and crazy
Childhood friends be like "Bro, get away from me"
Wanna bang the ninja chick
"Have you seen my awesome fist?!"
She's too busy saving your ass, bitch
Harold killed, back to life!
In this show, no one dies
Spoke too soon on that one, killed again by his son
Daddy issues put to rest, K-un Lun, desolate
Danny boy about to sob?
Fist got a hand-job

[Outro: All]
Now they've awakened the beauty sleeper
Gotta fight Gad and Sigourney Weaver
We don't know much but we can guarantee always
One fist-fight in a long-ass hallway
New York's war's on the precipice
Stick will probably help a little bit
And if they're gonna live through this
Better hope that Claire is on her shift