Aquaman Recap Rap

[Verse 1]
Far from Gotham's gangs and mobsters
This hero hails from the land of lobster
Born from legends of mythology
Who run the hottest club below the sea
Pops found a royal who fled her home
Love at the first goldfish to the dome
Start a fam, and now it's a lit house
Waterbots raid, Kidman gotta dip out
Arthur grows up, fishy friends in tow
Mentored by manbun Dafoe
'Til he's tatted and maned
Stone cold super hottie
Styled like a roadie at an after party
High tech pirate in the family biz
On the way to be crowned arch nemesis
When daddy's left to die
By the so-called hero
Moral grey area, breakfast beers, though!
Politics in the briny deep
Pat Wilson wanna decimate the surface peeps
Ivan Drago tries to burst his bubble
But you can't expect a guy
Who rides sharks to be subtle
As a warning from stormin' Orm an
Earthwide tsunami hit like global warming
Could be the end for Pops and Art
And stirring up conspiracies
In Randall Park
An erratic tale but now I understand more
Why most of the ocean stays unexplored

[Chorus]
Eighty percent of it is mystery stuff
Don't need to find Atlantis
'Cause we know enough
Sharks, squids, and eels
Are straight up nightmarish
I woulda stopped well before
They found the anglerfish

[Verse 2]
Red hair-a Mera in town to flex
Her Atlantean ability to deus ex
Dafoe spittin' lore
Need the trident macguffin
Seems chill, but waterbots keep interruptin'
Aryan douche, Hawaiian stud
For the story's purpose
They share some blood
This society's as advanced as it gets
Still they gotta gladiator battle to the death
The ring of fire ain't the weirdest part
With that giant octopus doin' Ringo Starr
Trident stabs, manly bubble screams
Call it a draw when Mera intervenes
Baywatch struts, come on, lap it up
Trek through the desert in Africa
Sinkhole chasm, get the tube liquidy
Holo spits a bottle and now it's off to Italy
Meanwhile Manta gets a new deal broker
Daft Punk helmet and a super soaker
Paints it black, tinkers with the tech
Ain't evil 'til we hear the new vocal effect
Normal first date, snackin' on bouquets
Find a clue, then Black Manta ruins the day
Lay waste to a coastal town once lovely
But this ain't Manta's night to get lucky
Probably concussed
And that hurts like hell
Even worse, I bet he crashed in a pile of kelp!

[Chorus]
A drumming octopus would stop my heart
I won't even wade into the shallow parts
Starfish? Crabs? Anemones?
All the devil's work
Tell me you haven't freaked out
When seaweed grazes your leg
You know what I mean?

[Verse 3]
Orm!
Dissed by shape of water
Stab him on the spot, ally with his daughter
Locks up Dafoe on tyrannical king shit
Though if we're being honest
He was also complicit
Mera flute flirting like Ron Burgundy
Swarm of fish zombies
Rise up from underneath
Chased through a vortex
This could be it, fam
Rescued from their ultimate
Undoing by Kidman
Living as a hermit so remote, but of course
Conveniently close to the glorified fork
Battle tentacles to live the dream
Don the orange and green
But I miss the jeans
Orm a bigger douche than he has to be
Oceanmaster sounds Facsist-y
Team Crab looks preposterous
'Til Aquaman rides on a lobsterpus
Schooling all the fish, from whale to krill
To commit homicides against their will
Gets Orm one on one
But come on, he's got the thing
Cut him down in public and now he's the King
Dr. Manta-hattan meet Agent Woo
Whose real magic trick is booking two CU's
Back to Maine, now the tale's been told
'Til next time, let the credits lobster roll