Back to the Future Trilogy Recap Rap

[Verse 1]
Marty McFly, he's a real cool guy
Rockin' out and skatin' back in '85
His family's whack but his girl is fly
And his best friend's a scientist with crazy eyes

He's got a time machine and it's made of a car
A scientific wonder, that is if it starts
A night of fun experiments suddenly gets treacherous
Get it up to 88 to get away from terrorists

Oh hay! It's '55!
Reagan is an actor and gas is 2 dimes
Dad's still a wuss, gets teased a lot (McFly!?)
Doc's still crazy and Mom is... Hot?

Great Scott! Marty's legacy!
Gotta pimp out his parents, it's their density!
A straightforward plan, not complex (But...)
Mommy wants to get up on Marty's nuts!

But Biff, a bully like you wouldn't believe
Won't make like a tree and "get outta here"
He can't catch Mommy, she ain't havin' it
And he can't catch Marty, eats a pile of shit

So it's Marty's last chance at the nautical dance
Mommy smokes & drinks, & almost gets in his pants
Biff interrupts and gets a little rapey there
Dad shows up and decides to finally grow a pair

Marty accidentally invents rock and roll
Race the clock, later Doc, lightning, time to go
Back in the future, Mom and Dad slap ass
Biff's now the wuss, Marty sucks face at last

For a minute, Marty ain't concerned
Then Doc returns and...

[Chorus]
They go back to the future again
Cause these films never completely end
They set up a sequel
Where all the same people
Just do the same shit again

[Verse 2]
It's your kids! Marty, something's gotta be done
Bring your girl! Not her, the other one
And make sure her future is safe and sound
So knock her unconscious and drag her around

It's 2015! Flying cars, bright colors
Holograms and hoverboards that actually hover
Clothes self-fit, and people still fax
"Cubs win!" ...They were way off with that

The future McFlys are pretty bizarre
Marty wears two ties and he sucks at guitar!
But good ol' Biff is still up to his tricks
Takes an almanac to be a multi-versatile dick

Back to '85, to an alternate hysteria
A terrifying look into Donald Trump's America
Gangs in tanks in the streets runnin' rampant
It's anarchy, dystopia-- Check out Mommy's implants

Chase to the roof where Marty McFlies
"You're not gonna believe this!" Back to '55!
Two Martys, two Docs, two Biffs as well
Who's an asshole to everyone, even himself

So it's Marty's last chance at the nautical dance
Dropping bags of sand! (He definitely killed those guys)
All Marty's gotta do is just stay hidden
But he doesn't have thick skin if you call him chicken

So he gets in a tiff once more with Biff
Hoverboard tricks, eat a pile of shit
Thunder cracks, burn the almanac
The future's back in tact until Doc gets zapped

For a minute, Marty's quite concerned
Then a letter confirms that--

[Chorus]
They go back to the future again
Cause these films never completely end
They set up a sequel
Where all the same people
Just do the same shit again

[Verse 3]
Marty goes west to save Doc in the past
Even though he was strictly told to not do that
No vests, no leather, if he's gonna fix the picture
This time Marty is dressed like a stripper

1885! Whoa! Indians and bears!
And an Irish Marty with a 'stache and red hair
Hello Mommy! Errr, great great Grandmommy?
Frizzy 'do, ugly dress, damn still a hottie

Hill Valley really ain't too different
Marty has a run-in with the Biff equivalent
Buford, a bully who's dumb as a log
Watch out, he'll "shoot you down like a duck"

Lucky Doc's got a grip on the western scene
And a bachelor pad filled with crazy machines
'Til Clara rolls in to show Doc the ropes (On love)
And how to work his telescope

All Marty's gotta do is just stay mellow
But he doesn't have thick skin if you call him yellow
So he gets in a tiff once more with "Biff"
Who again, on script, eats a pile of shit

So it's Marty's last chance to escape from the past
On a runaway train using color blasts
Hoverboard tricks, Doc and Clara survive
Now get it up to 88 or crash, burn, and die!

Oh hey! It's 8— TRAIN!!!
Marty goes and get ol' Whatsername
Flea calls him chicken but he finally shows
That three films later he has character growth

For a minute, he has no complaints
Then Doc returns on a mother-flying time train!