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Happy Birthday (New Version) by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Release Date
Tue Apr 26 1983

Happy Birthday (New Version) Lyrics

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
And there's poison in the sky
And I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can because we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, there's nowhere you can hide
'Cause when they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow!

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

And I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

Happy Birthday (New Version) Q&A

Who wrote Happy Birthday (New Version)'s ?

Happy Birthday (New Version) was written by “Weird Al” Yankovic.

When did “Weird Al” Yankovic release Happy Birthday (New Version)?

“Weird Al” Yankovic released Happy Birthday (New Version) on Tue Apr 26 1983.

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