Here’s Johnny

[Intro]
Ow!

[Verse 1]
There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says "Hee-eere's Johnny!"
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is "Hee-eere's Johnny!"

[Pre-Chorus]
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

[Chorus]
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"Johnny," he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and second fiddle is his game
Ed McMahon's his name, alright
Whoa whoa whoa yeah

[Verse 2]
Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say "Hee-eere's Johnny!"
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say "Hee-eere's Johnny!"

[Pre-Chorus]
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, "You may already be a winner"
A trouper to the end
A Clydesdale's best friend

[Chorus]
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"Johnny," he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
What a living
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Whoa oh oh no
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it
(Here's Johnny!) he says, and every time it's just the same
Ed McMahon's his name

[Bridge]
A very special guy, alright
He's on every night
Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the panel
(Hee-eere's Johnny!)

[Verse 3]
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says "Hey oh! Hey hey hey oh!"

[Chorus]
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed McMahon's his name

[Outro]
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!
Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!
Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!)
Heeeeeere- (Here's Johnny!)