Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*

[Opening]
(Granny)
Dad-blamed Beverly Hills
There ain't a possum shank to be bought around here at any price
What good is having 68 million dollars I ASK YOU?

(Jed)
Well this morning it's good for getting a lot of papers signed for Mr. Drysdale

(Granny)
You were doing that when I left here two hours ago!

[Intro]
Beverly hillbillies

[Verse 1]
Huh
Now lookie here people, listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something? That poor mountaineer
They say he barely kept his family fed

[Verse 2]
Now let me tell you, one day he was shootin'
Old Jed was shootin' at some food
When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there
Well, there came a bubblin' crude

[Chorus 1]
Oil, that is, well, maybe you call it
Black gold or Texas tea
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale
And be a Beverly Hillbilly

[Verse 3]
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin'
Yeah, buddy, move away from there
That little Clampett got his own cement pond
That little Clampett, he's a millionaire

[Chorus 2]
Now, everyone said Californ-ee
Is the place that you oughta be
We got to load up this here truck now
We got to move to Beverly
Hills, that is

[Outro]
Swimming pools
Move-a-move-a-movie stars
Huh
Look at that, look at that

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