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My whole family loves 'Three's Company'
See the reruns constantly, there on my TV
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Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what to see
Got my TV Guide with me

'M*A*S*H' and 'All In The Family'
'The Munsters' and 'Mayberry R.F.D.'
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me, every day at three
Then soon it'll be 'Wheel' and 'Jeopardy'
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Well, I'm in such ecstasy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love 'The Partridge Family', and 'Dynasty'
And 'Laverne and Shirley', and 'Hard Copy'

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('M*A*S*H' and 'All In The Family')
(I know just what to see)
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(I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee)
(I know what's on the tube)
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(Forever I will always be)
(I know just what to see)
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(Watching my TV)
(I know what's on the tube)
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(Think I'm losin' my sanity)
(I know just what to see)
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