Jurassic Park

[Verse 1]
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day

[Chorus 1]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my "Chaos Theory"
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no!

[Verse 2]
I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kind of mad
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad

[Chorus 2]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no!

[Musical interlude]
(Roars and tortured screams)

[Chorus 3]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
Cause I'm never coming back this way, again!
Oh no! Whoa, no!