Another Tattoo

[Intro]
Beautiful tats, all over my back!
Makes me so proud, I'm gonna shout it out loud!
I got another tattoo, baby! (Yeah!)
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo

[Verse 1]
No part of me's blank, I'm really ink obsessed
It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed
At every job interview, they're just so impressed
Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest
Over here is Clay Aiken, there's a side of bacon
And a minotaur pillow fighting with Satan
Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice-skating
Wait... It's Ronald Reagan
I got these dragons, I got these dolphins
All inscribed on me indelibly, I've had bad reactions
Bad infections, even hepatitis C
My friends think that I need therapy
Maybe some laser surgery
For the flaming goat skull on my knee
Knee, knee, knee, knee (hey...)

[Hook]
Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back! (all over)
And I've got some space here, on the side of my face here
For another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
No, I'm not high (high), I'm really okay (okay)
I just love these scribbles (haha), that won't go away
I got another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Yeah...

[Verse 2]
Yes, there were a few
I got from a losing a bet
I misspelled a word or two
Still there's nothing I regret
My shopping trips are no sweat
There's never stuff I forget
Check out this rad Boba Fett
He's playing clarinet!

[Hook]
Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back! (all over)
And what the heck (haha), there's still room on my neck (waa)
I'll get another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
I don't know why (why), but every day (day)
Whenever folks see me, they just back away
I got another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Yeah...

[*bzzt*]
OWW!
Dehh... Okay, right there by my elbow, see?
Yeah, I got a couple of square inches left
Uhhh.. Maybe a squid or a tarantula or something
I dunno, surprise me
OWW!
MOTHER...