The White Stuff

[Intro]
The white stuff
The white stuff

[Verse 1]
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

[Pre-Chorus]
I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares?
(What else am I supposed to do?)

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
Oh, oh, oh
The white stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle?
The white stuff

[Verse 2]
The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere I go

[Pre-Chorus]
Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need, you know what it is

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo
Oh, oh, oh
The white stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo
Oh, oh, oh
The white stuff

[Outro]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo
What's in the middle?
The white stuff