“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
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“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
Parody of “The Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor, which was the theme song for Rocky III. Weird Al enjoyed making fun of sequels, so the song was reimagined as being the theme song for Rocky XIII, in which Rocky has opened a deli.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
[Verse 1]
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
But he's no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say:
[Chorus]
Try the rye or the kaiser, they're on special tonight
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami, and the liver's all right
And they'd really go well with the rye
Or the kaiser
[Verse 2]
Never eats while on the job
He heard it's good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob
Have a taste, they were made fresh today
[Chorus]
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can't go wrong with the rye
Or the kaiser
[Verse 3]
So today, his deli comes first
Still he dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say:
[Chorus]
It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor
If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye
Or the kaiser
[Outro]
The rye or the kaiser
The rye or the kaiser
The rye or the kaiser
Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) was written by Jim Peterik & Frankie Sullivan & “Weird Al” Yankovic.
Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) was produced by Rick Derringer.
“Weird Al” Yankovic released Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) on Tue Feb 28 1984.