“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
“Weird Al” Yankovic
A style parody of Peter Gabriel about a man who makes the world’s best waffles and how the fame goes to his head making him a self-absorbed jerk.
[Verse 1]
It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
[Chorus]
I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)... Yeah
Waffle King (Waffle King)
That's what they call me!
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Hey, I'm the Waffle King
[Verse 2]
Everywhere I go now, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here."
Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine
And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
If you don't believe in the power of the waffle, lemme show you just what I mean
[Chorus]
I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make you wanna scream and shout
Waffle King (Waffle King)
That's my name, don't wear it out
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make no mistake about it
I'm the Waffle King... Yeah
[Bridge]
Roll out the red carpet, cause here I come
All you peons better scram
Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum
Don't you know who I am?
Hey!
[Verse 3]
I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
Everybody, on your knees
You wanna buy a waffle, you're playin' by my rules
Go on, beg me... Lemme hear you say "pretty please"
Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
And can't you see, that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be?
Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
Come on now
[Chorus]
Waffle King
Hey, batter-batter
Waffle King
Hot on your platter
Waffle King
Say, what's the matter
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
Tell 'em, girls!
(He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King)
Yeah, yeah
(He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King)
Tell the truth now
(He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King)
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?
I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)
Step aside, I'm coming through
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Hey! What's the matter with you?
Listen, pal, (Waffle King) you can kiss my royal butt!
Don't you know who I am?
You've got to be kidding me!
Waffle King was written by “Weird Al” Yankovic.
Waffle King was produced by “Weird Al” Yankovic.
“Weird Al” Yankovic released Waffle King on Tue Oct 05 1993.