Toothless People by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Toothless People by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Toothless People

“Weird Al” Yankovic * Track #8 On Polka Party!

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Toothless People by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Release Date
Tue Oct 21 1986
Produced by
Rick Derringer
Writed by
“Weird Al” Yankovic & Daryl Hall & David A. Stewart & Mick Jagger
About

A parody of Mick Jagger’s “Ruthless People.” After Al heard this was going to be the theme song for the film of the same name, he assumed it was going to be a big hit and got permission to do the parody. However, the song was not a hit, but Al still released the song as he felt it would be insulti...

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Toothless People Lyrics

They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss

Hey, stand up
Toothless people
The breath is lethal
Wanna tell ya

Hey, (come on), stand up, (get on your feet)
Toothless people
Old and feeble
What I say

No more of those pearly whites will they possess
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities

Hey, stand up, (take out your teeth)
Toothless people
Old and feeble
Oh yes

You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
They're something you just can't ignore
If you lose 'em you're in trouble
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

You need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say "ah"
You don't wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a straw

(Like toothless people)
(Toothless people)

You better brush your teeth now
Hey
Toothless toothless toothless toothless people...

Toothless People Q&A

Who wrote Toothless People's ?

Toothless People was written by “Weird Al” Yankovic & Daryl Hall & David A. Stewart & Mick Jagger.

Who produced Toothless People's ?

Toothless People was produced by Rick Derringer.

When did “Weird Al” Yankovic release Toothless People?

“Weird Al” Yankovic released Toothless People on Tue Oct 21 1986.

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