Wetting the Bed

Well, I was having a wonderful sleep
It was nice and relaxing and deep
And I had this magnificent dream
About a lake and some rain and a stream

And sure enough, I woke up in a puddle of my own piss
Oh man, I'm gettin' way too old for this

Well, I've tried those plug-in sheets
The kind that are supposed to wake you up with a noise when you start to pee
But they didn't help me with my problem
They just jolted me with a shock of electricity
And no matter how little I drink
Each night before I hit the hay
I know what I'm gonna wake up in the following day

Oh man, I'm gettin' way too old for this
Startin' off each morning in a puddle of my own piss