Lice (Don’t Put Your Head On My Shoulder)

Don't put your head on my shoulder
Don't make me say it twice
I'm sorry to be rude, I swear I'm usually nice
It's just I don't wanna have to catch your lice

I think you and I need some time alone
If you wanna talk to me, call me on the phone
And until you've gotten rid of all your nits
I think we're gonna pause this relationship

Now, now, don't cry, there, there
Lice only like to live in clean hair
Or so that's what's often said
Perhaps just to spare the feelings of people with flirty heads

Babe, when you come near me, I can't help but recoil
You gotta douse your head with mayo and some baby oil
Yes, I'm your boyfriend, I'm supposed to hold you tight
But that's only when your head's not filled with parasites

Now, now, don't cry, there, there
Lice only like to live in clean hair
Or so that's what's often said
Perhaps just to spare the feelings of people with flirty heads
Uh-huh

Don't put your head on my shoulder
Don't make me say it twice
I'm sorry to be rude, you know I'm usually nice
It's just I don't wanna have to catch your lice
I don't wanna have to catch your lice
No, I don't wanna catch your lice