Bloody Nose

Well, I've got a bloody nose
Yes, I've got a bloody nose
And everybody knows it's 'cause I had my finger up there
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't ashamed and I didn't care
I kinda do

It's not that I deny
That I'm a nose-picking type of guy
It's just that a veteran picker like me should know his limitations
Of course, if you pick too hard
It's gonna bleed and lead to humiliation

And now I've got to stuff
My nostrils with napkins
Man, this is so embarrassing
I got dried-up blood on my lips and chin
And everyone around me is tryin' to hide their silly grin

Well, you can go ahead and laugh
At my bloody nose
Sure, you can marvel at the mess it makes
As all the blood just flows
But one thing I know is true, someday it'll happen to you
And when it does, I'll be laughing too