Wet Farts

Wet farts, wet farts
Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts
Wet farts, wet farts
Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts

It was supposed to be such a simple task
(Wet farts, wet farts)
All I wanted to do was pass a little bit of gas
(Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts)
But when you let out a fart, you know there's always that chance
(Wet farts, wet farts)
There'll be a little treat for you inside your pants
(Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts)

Unless you're in the bathroom
For the sake of propriety
Holding your farts 'cause sometimes along with that gas
Comes some poop of the diarrhea variety

With a regular fart, the smell just fades away
(Wet farts, wet farts)
And you can aid the stench's dissipation by waving your fingers
(Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts)
But when you let out a wet fart, you're in some trouble
(Wet farts, wet farts)
Because the odor, it just lingers
(Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts)

And it seems that the people around me are noticing the problem
(Wet farts, wet farts)
Of course they are, how couldn't they? The smell just reeks
(Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts)
I've gotta get up and find myself a bathroom
(Wet farts, wet farts)
I've got to clean up this terrible mess between my cheeks
(Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet farts)

Wet farts