Smelly Feet

I think I should warn you before we meet
That I have very, very, very smelly feet
I've tried all the footwear that you could dream
I spray them and I powder them, my feet are plenty clean
But no matter what I do, just as sure as you're born
My feet stink like rotten cheddar cheese popcorn
Uh-huh

I throw away my socks every single day
I could wash 'em fifty times but the stink won't go away
And even when I'm sleeping and my feet are bare
Soon that wretched stench just fills the air
But I'm not proud, no, I'm not bragging
But almost every night, I wake up gagging
'Cause my feet stink

Well, I've tried every type of footwear that you could dream
I spray them and I powder them, my feet are plenty clean
But no matter what I do, just as sure as you're born
My feet stink like rotten cheddar cheese popcorn
Uh-huh
Whoa, I've got smelly feet