My Tape Worm Stanley

Tapeworm Stanley
You oughta meet my tapeworm Stanley

My tapeworm Stanley is my best friend
I'm gonna let him live inside my stomach until the very end
I really think that you and my tapeworm should meet
So I'll dangle some food in the back of my throat 'til he comes out to eat

He'll take a big bite and then he'll chew
And then he'll say, "Hello, my friend, it's nice to meet you
My name is Stanley and I live in this guy's belly
I eat whatever he eats, though I prefer grape jelly"

Then he'll wave goodbye with a nice big smile
(Tapeworm Stanley, you oughta meet my tapeworm Stanley)
And return to his to his home among the stomach bile
My tapeworm Stanley is my best friend
(Tapeworm Stanley, you oughta meet my tapeworm Stanley)

My tapeworm Stanley is my best friend
(Tapeworm Stanley, you oughta meet my tapeworm Stanley)
My tapeworm Stanley is my best friend
(Tapeworm Stanley, you oughta meet my tapeworm Stanley)
My tapeworm Stanley is my best friend
(Tapeworm Stanley)