Snots

Where do they come from?
Why do I have so many?
I would be a billionaire
If I could just have a penny

For every one of my snots, snots
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots

They're soft or hard, they're wet or dry
And usually the color of peas
And they end up all over the place
Every single time I sneeze

I'm talking 'bout snots, snots
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots

Oftentimes, I pick my snots
I use a tissue though when they're runny
I don't do like that kid over there
Whose snots end up in his tummy

'Cause he was eating his snots, snots
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots

Snots, snots
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots

Sometimes I suck in my snots
And then I spit 'em out
I tell you, snots are one thing
That I would happily live without

I'd love to live without my snots, snots
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots
Snots, snots
Snots, snots, snots, snots, snots