Smelly Armpits

Well, I've tried every antiperspirant
And still I just can't prevent
That smell from rising in my pits
Man, it always gives me fits

I don't even need to be active
I could just be sitting on the bench
And still the sweat would start flowing
Followed by that stench

In school, the teachers could never understand
They always thought that I was stupid
Because I never raised my hand
But I knew the answer
Yes, I knew how to think
It's just that I also knew how badly my pits stink

Once I had a girlfriend
God, I was so glad I found her
But in the end, she broke up with me
Because I wouldn't put my arm around her
Oh, that stench that forms in my pits
Man, oh man, oh man, it gives me fits
I wish it would quit