Puking On a Pretty Girl

Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl
Puking on a pretty girl
Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl
Puking on a pretty girl

Oh well, I just get so nervous when I see a pretty girl
(Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl)
My stomach starts to twist and a-tumble and whirl
(Puking on a pretty girl)
I wanna tell her, "Beauty like yours is as rare as Halley's Comet"
(Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl)
But when I open my mouth, all that comes out is vomit
(Puking on a pretty girl)
I feel really stupid, I don't know what to do
(Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl)
And after a moment, she starts vomiting too
(Puking on a pretty girl)
Then I rub her back and say, "There, there, it's okay"
(Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl)
And when she's done puking, she says, "Please go away"
(Puking on a pretty girl)

Pretty, pretty girls just get my heart
A-beat, beat, beat, beat, beating
But now I only approach them
When I haven't been eating

For at least five hours, I give the girl some flowers
(Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl)
And say, "Oh man, you're so pretty"
(Puking on a pretty girl)
But my reputation for having an upset stomach
(Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl)
Is known all around the city
(Puking on a pretty girl)
But I tell her, "Babe, my stomach's empty, I'm looking good, much thinner"
(Puking on a pretty girl, puking on a pretty girl)
"Gimme a chance and I'll promise I'll never take you out to dinner"
(Puking on a pretty girl)
"I love you"