Runny Nose

Oh man, I've got a runny nose
My nostrils feel more like a hose
Shooting out wet, wet snot at an alarming rate
And in an hour or so, I'm supposed to be going out on a date

I'm not gonna wipe my nose anymore
I've done that so many times that it's getting sore
My nose is red like Rudolph the reindeer
And I hope that my date packs her rain gear
Because I'll be raining snot
All over her and the roses I bought
I think I'm gonna have to call and make a cancellation
It's the only way to avoid humiliation

A runny nose
I've got a runny nose
I've got a runny, runny, runny, runny nose
Runny nose
I've got a runny nose
I've got a runny, runny, runny, runny, runny, runny, runny, runny
Runny, runny, runny, runny nose