Ear Wax Smells Good

I have a bottomless supply of a nice smelly substance
Available in my ear all the time
(All the time, all the time)
I like to sniff my finger after I stick it in my ear
There's nothing wrong with that, it ain't no crime
(It ain't no crime)

Earwax is different from poop, puke, pee and snot
(Poop, puke, pee and snot)
Those other substances are stinky, but I like to sniff earwax a lot
(Mmm, mmm, mmm)
I used to use a Q-tip, but on a Q-tip, the smell didn't linger
(I wanna smell it)
So I stopped buying Q-tips and now I just use my finger

And I sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff
(Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff)

After I put it in my ear, you know where it goes
(You know where it goes)
That's right, in front of my nostrils and I inhale deeply through my nose
(Right through my nose)
The smell of the earwax makes my heart boom, boom, boom
It's better even than the best ladies' perfume

(And when I die)
And when I die and I'm buried in my tomb
(Candle of earwax)
I want a candle of my earwax burning with me
I want a candle of my own earwax burning right next to me
(I like to sniff my finger when it's covered in earwax)
I love the smell of my earwax
(The earwax smells so good)