Overflowing Toilet

[Intro]
Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet
Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet

[Verse 1]
Oh no, oh no, this is surprising
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
It's supposed to go down but instead, it's rising
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
I use too much paper, now the toilet is clogged
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
And hovering 'round the rim is a big brown log
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
I've got to do something, yes, that's for sure
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
Or else the poop I just pooped will be lying on the floor
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)

[Chorus]
If you're the type who likes to wipe
Until there isn't a hint of brown
Here's what you oughta do a-midway through
Before it clogs up, flush it down

[Verse 2]
Well, I've been plunging with the plunger, I've been turning some knobs
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
But still, the water just flows
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
The poop is on the floor and I just stepped in it
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
And it feels so gross between my toes
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)

[Chorus]
If you're the type who likes to wipe
Until there isn't a trace of brown
Here's what you oughta do a-midway through
Before it clogs up, flush it down

[Verse 3]
This isn't a moment I'll look back upon with pride
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
My neighbors below think that it's raining from inside
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
The problem goes on in spite of everything I've tried
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
Now all I can do is run away and hide
(Oh no, oh no, an overflowing toilet)
Goodbye