Silent But Deadly Farts

(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)

I have the greatest talent around
My farts never ever make any sound
I let out lethal gas silently
And the smell affects people quite violently
It's silent but deadly

Unless you happen to be wearing a protective mask
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
When I unleash my lethal gas
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
The stench will go straight to stopping your heart
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
That's right, I've got a silent but deadly fart
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
(Ah)

Well, I've been hired to conduct assassinations
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
I'm working for the CIA
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent but deadly)
I have dinner with the leaders of evil nations
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent, but deadly)
Let out my gas and then go on my way
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent, but deadly)
(Ah)

It's silent but deadly
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent, but deadly)
Silent but deadly
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent, but deadly)
It's silent but deadly
(Whoa, whoa, it's silent, but deadly)
Silent but deadly farts
(Whoa)