Throwed Outta Penney’s

I got throwed out of JC Penney last week for fondling up the mannequin. (laughs) Yeah, like that's my fault. Have you seen the good-looking plastic women they got nowadays? And I was so horny I could've ate the crotch out of a Raggedy Ann doll over at the dadgum toy store. And they tempted me with these dadgum plastic good-looking mannequins! And they dress 'em all s-

I walk in there. They got this redhead mannequin, little miniskirt on. Almost seen the giblets, that's how short the skirt was. She had her arm up, kind of waving me over likе this. Shoot, you ask me, the little whorе was asking for it, you ask me. (laughs) You don't dress like that at the JC Penney. Cost me $69 to get that leg put back on that mannequin there. That's the thing about the mannequins. You gonna get the leg so far toward the ear they just snap off like a twig on a dry tree.