Git-R-Done! [The Right to Bare Arms]

(announcer) Everybody, Houston, make some noise for Larry the Cable Guy!

Git-R-Done! Man, what a nice crowd. Thank you so much! I appreciate you having me out here. Hey, one more time for Dan Cummins was up here. Make some noise for Dan. He's a good fella, I tell you. Queer or not, I tell ya. He’s a good fella. Ol' Dan Cummins.

But thanks for having me out here. Good-looking folks. You know what I wanna do? I wanna do the loudest 'Git-R-Done’, so on the count of... three, er... Sorry, I mean, Houston, on he count of tres... uh... You believе that? (laughs)

I called up some business today. It said, 'For English, prеss 1. For Spanish, press 2.' I'm like, 'What the hell? How about a button to press in case you want the guy to press 2 to learn English?' How about a button like that? (laughs) Git-R-Done!

But let's do a big 'Git-R-Done’ on three! One, two, three!

(audience) ’GIT-R-DONE!'

Thank you, good night!