Warehouse Shopping

But one of our biggest arguments was about these warehouse membership stores. You know the sort. Costco, The Price Club, you know these places? Where you pay a hundred dollars a year to obtain the privilege to buy 800 frozen hot dogs for 59 bucks? Yeah.

Anyway, we had a membership so, uh, I bought bulk cookies, bulk candy, bulk hot dogs and bulk hot dog buns. And after all that, I think I'm gonna have to buy some bulk Ex-Lax if I'm ever gonna get a chance to use all the bulk toilet paper that we bought.

Yeah. Constipation city! Hmm.