Bigotry

[audience member: 'Bigot.']

Now, hold on! That wasn't a racist joke! It couldn't have been! It- It wasn't even funny!

[silence]

Look, I'm not bigoted.

[audience member: 'Yes you are.']

You can be a bigot from all sides! You can be a bigot against people or, uh, you can be a bigot against comedy! You know, I think what I'm doing up is comedy... [clears throat] And, uh, I think it should be heard.

And I'd like to introduce my manager right now. Mr. Art Huckman!

[a few people clap]

And his lovely assistant, seated right next to him, Jenny!

[a chair moving]

[several men clapping and cheering]

Boy, what a horny audience we have here tonight, yeah!