Divorce
Neil Hamburger * Track #10 On America’s Funnyman
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- #6Gourmet Chocolate
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- #7Women’s Lingerie
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- #8Doctors
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- #9The Army Reserve
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- #10Divorce
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- #12Warehouse Shopping
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- #13Lawsuit Crazy
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- #14Single Life
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- #15Condoms
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- #16Smoking
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- #17Gusty Winds
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- #18The Audience
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- #19Bigotry
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- #26Bill and Hillary
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- #31Lawyers
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- #32The Most Annoying Thing
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- #33The Speed Limit
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- #34G-Strings
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- #35Divorce II
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- #36Rich Little Tribute
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- #37The Battle Between the Sexes
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- #38Dating
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Divorce by Neil Hamburger
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Neil HamburgerDivorce Annotated
[clears throat] Hmm...
Well, these are some hard times for me right now. I'm, uh... actually going through the process of getting a divorce.
[a few women giggle]
Oh, what's so funny about that? It's actually a very painful situation.
[a few women giggle]
Well, anyway, uh... [clears throat] We're in the midst of a custody battle right now. My wife says, 'I'm gonna take our daughter someplace you'll never go.' And I say, 'Where?' She says, 'Easy. On stage at The Tonight Show.' Oh, boy.