Dating
Neil Hamburger * Track #40 On America’s Funnyman
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- #2The Diagnosis
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- #3A Moment of Silence
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- #4Factory Outlet Malls
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- #5Menswear
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- #6Gourmet Chocolate
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- #7Women’s Lingerie
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- #8Doctors
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- #9The Army Reserve
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- #10Divorce
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- #11Anniversarys
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- #12Warehouse Shopping
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- #13Lawsuit Crazy
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- #14Single Life
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- #15Condoms
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- #16Smoking
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- #17Gusty Winds
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- #18The Audience
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- #19Bigotry
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- #20A&R People
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- #21The Ex-Wife
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- #22Talk Show Hosts
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- #23The Zipper Shtick
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- #24The Top Ten - Censored!
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- #25O.J.
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- #26Bill and Hillary
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- #27Newt Gingrich
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- #28Celebrity Liver Transplants
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- #29Flashers
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- #30Cop Shows
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- #31Lawyers
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- #32The Most Annoying Thing
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- #33The Speed Limit
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- #34G-Strings
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- #35Divorce II
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- #36Rich Little Tribute
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- #37The Battle Between the Sexes
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- #38Dating
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Dating by Neil Hamburger
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Neil HamburgerDating Annotated
But dating is a gamble. You never know what disease you'll come up with next!
Yeah, I think I caught a case of hemorrhoids from the last woman I went out with, if you can believe that.
Never a dull moment!
[silence]
[audience member: 'You're a piece of crap, Neil!']
Well, we got a heckler here tonight! Well...
Well, sir, I might be a piece of crap, but at least I'm the highest-paid piece of crap in showbiz!
[silence]
Huh. Well, that's not even true.