The Most Annoying Thing

But the most annoying thing in the world is...

[audience member: 'You!']

[a few people clap]

No, no, no, no. Actually, the most annoying thing in the world are these subscription cards that- that fall out of your magazines. You know what I'm talking about? You get a magazine in the mail and these- these cards. They, uh... I mean... you know? Why don't they just staple 'em in? You know?

Well, I mean I was at the newsstand the other day...

[audience member: 'Shut up!']

...I was, uh, flipping through the...

[audience member: 'Would you just leave?']

And these cards just fall all over the floor! I mean, if you've ever gone into a 7-11, for instance, and, uh, there's cards...

[audience member: 'Hey, man. Go away!']

I mean, why do they think we havе a paper shortage? Thesе subscription cards are ev-

[audience member: 'Shut up!']

[audience member: 'Go away!']

I mean, most of these magazine I already subscribe to. Otherwise, I wouldn't be getting 'em in the mail!

Oh, boy.

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[audience member: 'Get off the stage!']

Well- Sorry, I can't take requests tonight. There's just too many of you.

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