The Top Ten - Censored!

Well, it seems like the whole country has caught Top Ten list mania, so I thought I'd make my own Top Ten list.

'Top Ten Reasons You'll Wake Up With An Orange Penis'. [chuckles]

#10: You had a bag of Cheetos before bedtime.

[inserted laughter]

#9: The neighbor's wife had orange sherbet before she c-[bleep].

[audience groans]

Yeah, you see, uh... Hmm, well, I won't explain it.

#8: Your new pillowcase is orange and you forgot to wash it before you [bleep] for the first time.

[inserted laughter]

#7: The dog [bleep] into the [bleep] -eckers.

[inserted laughter]

#6: The color knob on the tele-[bleep] doesn't work right, so you took [bleep] into your own han-[bleep].

[inserted laughter]

#5: The i-[bleep] is having a two-for-one [bleep] cybersex.

[inserted laughter]

#4: [bleep] Melrose place [bleep] in the swimming pool [bleep]

And the #1 reason you'll wake up with an orange penis: [bleep] carrot juice [bleep]

Neil Hamburger!