The Battle Between the Sexes

How many of you men have ever seen the Ricki Lake show?

[a few men clap]

Not many, I thought so. How about women? How many of you have ever seen the Ricki Lake show?

[several women applaud & cheer]

Okay. We've got a little battle here. Yeah. I bet if we asked how many of you men ever spent Friday night at the strip club, we'd get a different story!

[several men applaud & cheer]

Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh... [clears throat]

How about you women? Chippendale dancers, anyone?

[several women applaud & cheer]

Okay, then. Hmm...

Yeah, but guys. How about... football?

[several men applaud & cheer]

Come on, men. Football!

[several men applaud & cheer]

Uh-huh. You ladiеs like that, huh? Mm-hmm.

Well, don't look now, men... but your crеdit cards have been maxed out!

[a few women laugh, a few men boo]

You ladies just can't stop spending!

[several women laugh]

What, was there a sale or something?

[several women laugh, several men boo]

Well, I better let you guys battle it out.

I'm out of here. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching the show. My name is Neil Hamburger!

[raucous applause]