Celebrity Liver Transplants

...celebrity liver transplants. Yeah! It's a big scandal recently. People are claiming that Larry Hagman got a liver transplant quicker because of who he was, and he got moved to the front of the list... strictly because of his reputation as an actor!

Hmm. The way my career's been going lately, if I needed a liver transplant, I'm sure I'd go immediately to the end of the list! Yeah.

'Sorry, Mr. Hamburger. We're gonna have to let you die. There's an 88-year-old street bum who needs that liver more than you.'

Now that was a zinger.