Cop Shows

And then you've got these cop shows. You've got Real Lives of the Cops, The Highway Patrol, all these things.

You've got a guy in his underwear in the middle of the road with a handful of cocaine, a broken neck, blood all over the place, and they ask him if he wants to be on TV. And the worst thing is- is he says yes! Yeah. Anything can be on TV. But, truthfully, I can relate. Ah.

But I was driving down the road the other day and I ran into a cat. I got out of my car, I was absolutely terrified. I thought I'd hurt him. He looks up at me and he says, 'Hеy, brother, it's cool. You didn't hurt me. It's cool.'

[audience member: 'Shut up.']

You see, he was a... hе was a cat.

Yeah, well, I've been working on that impersonation for about three years. I guess it's back to the drawing board, huh? Oh, well.

But soul people are good people. Actually, I believe that all people are basically good.