Gusty Winds
Neil Hamburger * Track #17 On America’s Funnyman
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- #14Single Life
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- #15Condoms
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- #16Smoking
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- #17Gusty Winds
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- #18The Audience
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- #19Bigotry
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- #23The Zipper Shtick
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- #34G-Strings
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- #35Divorce II
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- #36Rich Little Tribute
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- #37The Battle Between the Sexes
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Gusty Winds by Neil Hamburger
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Neil HamburgerGusty Winds Annotated
I was on my way to the show today on the, uh, on the highway just outside of town and I saw a sign that said, 'gusty winds may exist'.
[silence]
Boy, you guys are mellow out here. 'Gusty winds may exist'? Yeah, well, Santa Claus may too, but I'm not gonna put up a sign!
[someone scooping ice into a glass]
You know, people sure are crazy though, aren't they?
[audience member: 'Do the zipper schtick!']