Master Ninja Theme Song

Crow T. Robot: Hey, get me. I'm an LA studio musician.
Tom Servo: Let me throw in a little wah-wah.

[Tom joins in with the "wakichika-wakichika"]

Joel Hodgson: Gypsy!

[Gypsy adds the wailing sax.]

Joel Hodgson: Okay. That sounds good. Okay.

Master Ninja Theme Song

Okay. Now, Crow, [laughs] put that up on StillStore, will ya?

Master Ninja Theme Song

Okay, "We, the officers of the Battleship Missouri wish to congratulate you on the quality programming you are injecting in the..."

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"...fiber-optic veins of our nation. While in the Persian Gulf during Operation Desert Storm, we often felt, as you must,..."

Master Ninja Theme Song

"...trapped in a steel box with little or no contact with the outside world, yet engaged in important and dangerous work."

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Ow! "As Comrades, we salute you. We spend many off-hour duty hours enjoying your show. To help repay you for the pleasure given us..."

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"...we would like to do something for you. Some of us are engineering by profession and would like to offer our assistance in designing, manufacturing serviceable arms...

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"...your torso. Let us know if you want any special features, such as death lasers or detachable, radio-controlled fingers. We eagerly await your reply.

Master Ninja Theme Song

What do you think, sirs?