Who Will I Kill?

[Intro]
Wait, I can't imagine. I shan't! Because it isn't true! But it is. Oh, this sucks! Who will be my guinea pig for my gene splicing? My fingernail transplants? My fajita? Who will I blame my mistakes on? Who will I... who will I kill?

I've destroyed and I've maimed and I've kicked him
Now I'm a bully with no victim
No adrenaline thrill
No screams that are shrill
Who, who will I kill?

I've crushed his head a few times
Memories like nursery rhymes
No one dies like my TV's Frank
No sweet blood to distill
No cute tummy to drill
Who, who will I kill

When I look upon
The first evening star
I remember when I hooked his liver
To the engine of my car

I could pickle my Aunt Lil
Give my dog a cyanide pill
But what Frank-shaped void
Could they possibly fill?

Here's my money, you can bank it
I'm no good without my Frank. It
Seems he could die
Without batting an eye

Now it seems
I must take
My own bitter pill
Tell me who, who will I kill?

[Outro]
Goodbye Frank! And remember, wherever you are, I will kill you!