My Creepy Girl

[Tom Servo]
Creepy Girl! Oh, Creepy Girl, little Creepy Girl!

[Joel]
Geez. What's wrong, Tom Servo? You look as upset and downtrodden as a little robot with inarticulate limbs can look.

[Servo]
Oh, it's Creepy Girl, Joel. I just met a girl named Creepy Girl. And suddenly, I find--

[Crow]
I smell a song comin' on!

[Servo]
Oh, Creepy Girl.

Lyle Waggoner's a total jerk
Second only to Tommy Kirk
Could you find it in your heart
To love a bot like me?

That fishy story you tell
Always makes me sleepy
But that's just what I get
For dating a girl that's creepy!

My creepy girl!

Oh, "C" is for that feeling of uncertainty for not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. "R" is for the gifts you give me every time you smile. The first "E" is for, uh, well, I don't really know. But the second "E" is really a grammatical thing 'cause otherwise it would be "Crepy Girl," and where would that leave us? The "P" is definitely not for "platonic." And "Y?" Because I love you!

My creepy girl!

Oh, what are you Creepy Girl? Are you French, Italian, or one of those swarthy Gypsy-types? Well, you're accent suggests a Romance language, but I can't be sure. Oh, we can definitely rule out a Germanic language. But it's okay! I am a 'bot without a country. All I know is that I love you! I want to shout it from the mountain tops! Uh, but, I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually climb a mountain. Or they could just drop me off on a mountain. I don't care! That would be okay, because I just, need, you!

My creepy girl!
Won't you be mine?
I'll give you scrolls and fish
And tinker-toys and wine?

I'll ditch these guys
If you'll be my creep girl!
Be mine
before Movie Sign!
Whooo hoo yoooo hooo!