The Janitor Song

[Crow]
This is going to be the best Thanksgiving break ever!

[Servo]
Aw, you betcha! I can't wait to go home!, Uh, buh-bye Mr. Schultzky!

[Crow]
Bye!

[Mike]
Goodbye kids!

The bell has rung, school is out
The kids have all gone home
All I do is sweep and pout
I'm left here all alone

I make sure the hallways are gleaming
I keep all the garbage at bay
But inside my heart will be screaming
"How did I end up this way?"

I'm a janitor, a janitor
I clean up the puke at your school
A large fistful of sawdust
Is my essential tool

I'm a janitor, a janitor!
I start work early each morn
I have a drinking problem
and a large collection of porn

I'm a janitor! A janitor!
I'm looked on as kind of a leech
But at least I get more respect than
The ones who have to teach

[Bots]
He's a janitor! A janitor!
Please don't sell him short
If you get him too mad

[Mike]
I'll show you my disgusting wart!

[Bots]
He's a janitor! A janitor!

[Mike]
Yeah, I'm a janitor! You got a problem with that?

[Bots]
He just needs to be loved and respected
He once dated Josephine the Plumber

[Mike]
And guess what? Yeah, I was rejected

[Bots]
Go figure!

He's a janitor! A janitor!

[Mike]
Yeah, I'm a janitor!
Bots: We both think he's pretty keen
I hope you liked our presentation
And now, back to Deep 13!

[Servo]
What do you think, sirs?