Hired! Original Broadway Cast

[Intro]
[Bots]
He's hired, he's hired
He's hired, he's hired

[Joel]
I'm hired

[Bots]
He’s hired

[Joel]
I hope I don't get fired

[Bots]
He's hired

[Joel]
In forty years I'll be retired
But for now, I'm simply hired

[Bots]
He's hired, he's hired
He's hired, he's hired

[Joel]
I got a job today

[Bots]
He's hired

[Joel]
I'm selling Chevrolets

[Bots]
He's hired

[Joel]
I'm bringing home good pay

[Bots]
He's hired

[Joel]
I just got hired

[Bots]
He's hired, he's hired
He's hired, he's hired
He got a job today

[Joel]
Yeah, me!

[Bots]
He's selling Chevrolets

[Joel]
We're gonna get awnings.

[Bots]
He's bringing home good pay

[Joel]
Maybe even dessert

[Joel & Bots]
I just got hired

[All]
Hired!

[Song 1]
[Joel]
I was wondering if you'd like to see my...

[Gypsy]
No!

[Joel]
But I really think you should see my...

[Servo]
No!

[Joel]
It's got a lovely...

[Gypsy]
No!

[Joel]
And if only you would...

[Crow]
No!

[Bots]
Can't you see we're trying to tell you no!

[Song 2]
[Servo]
Zeros, zeros
None of my salesmen has ever sold a car
Sometimes I think I might be pushing them too far
I think I'll hit the bar
And try to get my mind off zeros

[Gypsy]
Zeros

[Servo]
Zeros

[Gypsy]
Zeros

[Servo]
All of my salesmen are zeros

[Song 3]
[Crow]
Good evening, sonny

[Servo]
Hi, Dad

[Crow]
You look depressed

[Servo]
I am

[Gypsy]
Come on and have some lemonade

[Servo]
Thanks, Mom, but that won't help

[Crow]
Just get it off your chest

[Servo]
Okay. I suck at my job

[Crow]
No, you don't

[Servo]
Yes, I do

[Gypsy]
Oh, my

[Servo]
My salesmen are slobs

[Crow]
No, they aren't

[Servo]
Yes, they do

[Crow & Gypsy]
Huh?

[Servo]
I'd like to make a sale, but what can I do?
I'm gonna be a failure just like you, Dad.

[Crow]
Like me?

[Servo]
That's right, I'll be a failure just like you!

[Crow]
Ragal.. son of a fragen...

[Joel]
Extry, extry, read all about it!
Pearl Harbor bombed! Roosevelt declares war!

[Servo]
Well, that's it!

[Crow]
What's it?

[Servo]
Uncle Sam's gonna need cars. Why, selling Chevrolets is gonna help the war effort. Don't ya see, Dad? Come on everybody!

[Song 4]
[All]
See the U.S.A. in your Chev...

[Joel]
Stop! We got Commercial Sign...